THE NIGERIA WE WANT?

“The comedian we call president is saying we should pray for Nigeria. Na ludo he go play for Israel? See, just open a Ministry for Prayers and appoint Oritsejafor as Minister. This guy will take us to just one place and that is NOWHERE. India is worshipping idols but they already have their spacecraft on Mars. What of China? What of Germany? What of France? Their leaders use their brains to work and don’t talk bullshit all the time. Pray, pray, pray, when are you going to ever do anything reasonable? Pray, stealing is not corruption. Pray, corruption is the order of the day. Pray, electricity is worse than what it was in 1999.
Pray, over 100,000 barrels of crude oil are stolen under your black hat every single day. Pray, Nigerian soldiers have turned to frightened rabbits defecating in their camo. Pray, the air force is a huge joke. Navy, what navy? Pray, hundreds of girls have gone missing for 200 days +, it will soon be a year and you will still be telling us pray. Can’t you just see your own incompetence? Pray, hospitals are bad. Pray, there is no single government paediatric centre. Not even ONE. Pray, frustrated & jobless youths die at recruitment tests & you cannot fire that bullshit-talking interior minister. The defence HQ is still studying that Shekau video ba? The downed fighter jet nko? The beheaded pilot? You expect his family to be clapping or praying for you, right? The $15 million was for which arms? Voicemail.
Pray, where is your Stella Oduah & the BMWs? Pray, where is Maina & the embezzled pension funds? Pray, old soldiers are protesting in Abuja for their money. Pray, parts of Nigeria are now Islamic terror enclaves. Can’t you just look within you, summon your innermost powers & inspire the entire nation? Is that not what Alexander the Great would have done? NO. YOU CANNOT OFFER WHAT YOU DON’T HAVE. Pray, your wife is staying in Abuja & was collecting salary from Bayelsa for work she never did. Pray, your party has plunged the nation into more darkness. Pray, you keep fumbling every day. Pray, pray, pray. You are so monotonous, uninspiring, uncreative, unimaginative and boring. I don’t hate you but I totally detest your incompetence & like millions of Nigerians, we cannot tolerate you a day extra as the pilot of this country once your tenure expires like Cowbell meulk without NAFDAC number.
You do not have the courage of a Thomas Sankara. We all know you cannot die for this nation. You said it yourself that if you go to Chibok, they will just kill you. So Nigerians living there nko? Who will protect them? A whole commander-in-chief of Africa’s fourth largest armed forces. That was a big disgrace on TV. You lack the vision of a Kwame Nkrumah. You do not possess the cerebration of Julius Nyerere. You lack the selflessness of Nelson Mandela who was just 44 when he gladly went to jail for his people. Or you want to tell me you can stay locked up in Kirikiri for 27 years just for Nigerians? I pray Even your Oga DSP Alamieyeseigha had to jump bail in London. And yet, your sycophants want us to believe you are Mandela.
You are not a Man not to talk of a Dela.
You just can’t pretend to be a Patrice Lumumba. You do not have the burning passion of leaders who die for their countries. You cannot lead a war to save your own people or rouse your own armies to glory but you can eat with billions and splash gold on weddings or coat your jets with it. Your wife even had the audacity to spend N500million on a thanksgiving after she returned from Germany for treatment although you said you revolutionized the health sector in Nigeria. Who are you deceiving? You do not have the seductive warmth of a Gamal Nasser. The oratory powers of Tafawa Balewa or Samora Machel you cannot summon. The boldness of Ahmadu Bello you don’t have & the resilience of an Awolowo or the sagacity of an Azikiwe is not just in your nature. Seretse Khama Ian Khama is the president of Botswana but Good Lord, that’s a LEADER! ROCK-SOLID LEADER. You might want to call him for some lessons. You are holding this nation back and we will not allow that. ma is the president of Botswana but Good Lord, that’s a LEADER! ROCK-SOLID LEADER. You might want to call him for some lessons. You are holding this nation back and we will not allow that continue. Even the monkeys of Idanre are now smart, they use their own mobile phones.
You think you can bobo us with all this religious blackmail? It will not work. Or is Oritsejafor sleeping or what? Aso Rock chaplain nko? All those clerics you carry around all the time are not close to God enough or what? If I will pray any prayer, it is for this great country to get rid of thoroughly incompetent & divisive leaders like you & never witness this kind of disaster in leadership EVER again. You were totally not ready for this kind of job & we will not allow you to continue gambling with our own future and destinies. Let your supporters keep crying & screaming, we will not be deterred until you go back to your village (you are even lucky because your defence chief has no village to even return to) or exile, whichever you so choose. I will not mention the third option which I know you are very afraid of. Our destinies are far more important that your personal ambition. We Chineke God!
I hope Doyin Okupe and Reuben Abati or any other Jonathanian can read this…
“The comedian we call president is saying we should pray for Nigeria. Na ludo he go play for Israel? See, just open a Ministry for Prayers and appoint Oritsejafor as Minister. This guy will take us to just one place and that is NOWHERE. India is worshipping idols but they already have their spacecraft on Mars. What of China? What of Germany? What of France? Their leaders use their brains to work and don’t talk bullshit all the time. Pray, pray, pray, when are you going to ever do anything reasonable? Pray, stealing is not corruption. Pray, corruption is the order of the day. Pray, electricity is worse than what it was in 1999.
Pray, over 100,000 barrels of crude oil are stolen under your black hat every single day. Pray, Nigerian soldiers have turned to frightened rabbits defecating in their camo. Pray, the air force is a huge joke. Navy, what navy? Pray, hundreds of girls have gone missing for 200 days +, it will soon be a year and you will still be telling us pray. Can’t you just see your own incompetence? Pray, hospitals are bad. Pray, there is no single government paediatric centre. Not even ONE. Pray, frustrated & jobless youths die at recruitment tests & you cannot fire that bullshit-talking interior minister. The defence HQ is still studying that Shekau video ba? The downed fighter jet nko? The beheaded pilot? You expect his family to be clapping or praying for you, right? The $15 million was for which arms? Voicemail.
Pray, where is your Stella Oduah & the BMWs? Pray, where is Maina & the embezzled pension funds? Pray, old soldiers are protesting in Abuja for their money. Pray, parts of Nigeria are now Islamic terror enclaves. Can’t you just look within you, summon your innermost powers & inspire the entire nation? Is that not what Alexander the Great would have done? NO. YOU CANNOT OFFER WHAT YOU DON’T HAVE. Pray, your wife is staying in Abuja & was collecting salary from Bayelsa for work she never did. Pray, your party has plunged the nation into more darkness. Pray, you keep fumbling every day. Pray, pray, pray. You are so monotonous, uninspiring, uncreative, unimaginative and boring. I don’t hate you but I totally detest your incompetence & like millions of Nigerians, we cannot tolerate you a day extra as the pilot of this country once your tenure expires like Cowbell meulk without NAFDAC number.
You do not have the courage of a Thomas Sankara. We all know you cannot die for this nation. You said it yourself that if you go to Chibok, they will just kill you. So Nigerians living there nko? Who will protect them? A whole commander-in-chief of Africa’s fourth largest armed forces. That was a big disgrace on TV. You lack the vision of a Kwame Nkrumah. You do not possess the cerebration of Julius Nyerere. You lack the selflessness of Nelson Mandela who was just 44 when he gladly went to jail for his people. Or you want to tell me you can stay locked up in Kirikiri for 27 years just for Nigerians? I pray Even your Oga DSP Alamieyeseigha had to jump bail in London. And yet, your sycophants want us to believe you are Mandela.
You are not a Man not to talk of a Dela.
You just can’t pretend to be a Patrice Lumumba. You do not have the burning passion of leaders who die for their countries. You cannot lead a war to save your own people or rouse your own armies to glory but you can eat with billions and splash gold on weddings or coat your jets with it. Your wife even had the audacity to spend N500million on a thanksgiving after she returned from Germany for treatment although you said you revolutionized the health sector in Nigeria. Who are you deceiving? You do not have the seductive warmth of a Gamal Nasser. The oratory powers of Tafawa Balewa or Samora Machel you cannot summon. The boldness of Ahmadu Bello you don’t have & the resilience of an Awolowo or the sagacity of an Azikiwe is not just in your nature. Seretse Khama Ian Khama is the president of Botswana but Good Lordh that’s a LEADER! ROCK-SOLID LEADER. You might want to call him for some lessons. You are holding this nation back and we will not allow that. ma is the president of Botswana but Good Lord, that’s a LEADER! ROCK-SOLID LEADER. You might want to call him for some lessons. You are holding this nation back and we will not allow that continue. Even the monkeys of Idanre are now smart, they use their own mobile phones.
You think you can bobo us with all this religious blackmail? It will not work. Or is Oritsejafor sleeping or what? Aso Rock chaplain nko? All those clerics you carry around all the time are not close to God enough or what? If I will pray any prayer, it is for this great country to get rid of thoroughly incompetent & divisive leaders like you & never witness this kind of disaster in leadership EVER again. You were totally not ready for this kind of job & we will not allow you to continue gambling with our own future and destinies. Let your supporters keep crying & screaming, we will not be deterred until you go back to your village (you are even lucky because your defence chief has no village to even return to) or exile, whichever you so choose. I will not mention the third option which I know you are very afraid of. Our destinies are far more important that your personal ambition. We have had enough of your manipulations, deceit, lies & outright mischief & an even greater crime of trying to use religion to cover it up. Your trick will not work this time. We are waiting for the story you will tell us on November 11 when you will you open your mouth and tell us to give you four more years so you can ruin us completely, maybe you still don’t have shoes, you will tell us. Alaininkanshetinkulojosuna.”
Authored by Abiyamo.

had enough of your manipulations, deceit, lies & outright mischief & an even greater crime of trying to use religion to cover it up. Your trick will not work this time. We are waiting for the story you will tell us on November 11 when you will you open your mouth and tell us to give you four more years so you can ruin us completely, maybe you still don’t have shoes, you will tell us. Alaininkanshetinkulojosuna.”
Authored by Abiyamo.

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Daniel ‘Seun
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